Koji Remote is a private detective with an obscure talent for solving cases your normal self-respecting P.I. wouldn't touch wearing a Hazmat suit. A pistol packing university professor who nervously rubs her own nipples. A client who enters Koji's office and promptly dies. A woman afraid her father has become a nihilist. A client who needs Koji's help finding something she discovered in a dream. A girlfriend with a mean streak who intentionally inflames a client's paranoia. A man of many words and no discernable reason for being in Koji's office. A suicidal android. These are the Remote Mysteries. And the Delay? A pack of mellow aliens without any of the predictable science fiction agendas.